Following Pedro’s decision to go to Chelsea rather than United, the Manchester club are on the hunt for another attacking player, and are reportedly interested in Southampton’s Sadio Mané.
Saints fans have endured a difficult few seasons of seeing their best players poached by bigger Premier League clubs, particularly United and Liverpool.
So you can understand the tone of plaintive despair when this young fan asks latest target Mané to say with them.
“Please don’t go,” he begs the winger, who can’t but be affected by the puppy eyes turned in his direction.
Mané hugs the young fella and promises: “Okay, I’ll stay with you”.
Mission accomplished. He’ll be the worst in the world if he leaves after this.
A big shout out also to the young fella’s cheeky friend who shouts: “Give him a kiss” while the two hug.
Every cutie pie needs a joker pal.