WWE chief Vince McMahon has just the one rule when it comes to having guests on his private plane – don’t do a poo.
McMahon is a supremely rich individual, that’s hardly breaking news.
The cash that he has earned throughout his time as WWE chief has amounted to quite ridiculous sums.
It’s the kind of money that will allow you to purchase assets like a private jet – which McMahon has splashed out on.
Despite his immense riches, McMahon hasn’t developed a complete disregard for the assets in his portfolio.
He still insists on upholding standards, especially when it comes to the facilities.
Freddie Prinze Jr has provided some insight into what it was like to work with McMahon… and how under no circumstances could you poo on his private jet.
“He [Michael P.S Hayes] says, ‘Freddie, I gotta ask you a question,’ and he looks concerned. I go ‘what’s up man?’ And he goes, ‘You didn’t, er, you didn’t take a poop on Vince’s plane did you?’”
“I said, ‘what are you talking about?’ He says, ‘there’s no poops on the plane.’ I said ‘of course, I didn’t, what are you talking about man, I didn’t even use the restroom.’”
“He goes, ‘well someone did, and I have to find out who.’ He’s not laughing when he says it, he’s pissed off. What kind of a job assignment is that? I’ve gotta find out who took a s— on my boss’s plane.”
“The freakin best agent in the company who comes up with the greatest finishes, at least when I was there, the fans favorite finishes were either Freedbird’s or Triple H’s, and usually it was a combination of both and it wasn’t anyone else’s, and he’s having to find out who took a poop on the plane.”
[Quotes via GiveMeSport]
This is the kind of script that could only be written by the WWE. We need to know how it ends – who pooed on the plane?
